Today was absolute shit. I woke up with a fuckin' fever, and now I can't record a new episode. I'll do it when I don't feel like absolute garbage, don’t worry. I figured I'd write a review on some stuff I bought the other day though. I dunno. Lets me post something.

And you know how I said, "You'll enjoy my next post"? WELL: I forgot what I was gonna do. I don't remember. I hope this fulfills whatever expectations you had of me.

Anyway: I recently bought some cereal from the store. Lucky Charms themed after Dirk Strider, to be specific. And it was EXPIRED. Fuckin' expired. I was gonna review THAT. But noooo, it's fuckin' expired and gross looking! Shit looks like mold is growin' out of it. I was gonna write some long paragraphs on how I think Homestuck doin' brand deals with Lucky Charms of all things is stupid, but whatever.

Instead, I found something else which I guess is similar enough. It's this snack box full of Grist-shaped Gushers. I don't like Gushers but these taste really good, it's crazy. They're all shaped like the different Grist types in Homestuck- Amber, Marble, Tar, Uranium, and of course, Build Grist. Here's a doodle I did of the box, since I threw it away before I could get a photo.

I don't know what else to say really. It's scary how popular Homestuck is now. The fandom has been quiet for years and all of a sudden there's Homestuck merch in big stores.

I think it's fun writin' these reviews, so I'm gonna open suggestions for what I should review next. Like Homestuck related bullshit. Or not. Literally anything goes. I'll choose the funniest one. This shit keeps me distracted from alll the annoying stuff goin' on in my brain so yknow.

SUBMIT THINGS TO REVIEW HERE.

Last QnA session. I got a bit bored of it- sorry. I think you'll enjoy my next post though.

Question 1: hi what do you think of my oc jimmy xe has a stick [IMAGE]

Woah, cool character. You know, I used to make characters. It's fun seein' people still do that, y'know?

Question 2: American Dad or Family Guy brah

Family Guy. I love Joe Swanson. Dude's fuckin' awesome. (I have only seen one episode...)

Question 3: we've heard about what you think of hella jeff, so what about sweet bro and/or geromy

Hm. I think anyone's better than Hella Jeff.

Question 4: What rhymes with purple?

A lot of words do, actually. I had to google this so uh, I'm not a genius or anythin', but... Empurple, hirple... Sorry. Yeah. Those rhyme.

Question 5: EUREKA!!!!

Who the hell keeps spammin' the question box? Thank god I'm not doin' more, god damn.

Question 6: your site lay-out sucks

Oh god, is this the same person? The Eureka person?

Question 7: Has anything been... off in your life?

Huh. Actually, yeah it has. I've felt really fuckin' bad lately. I don't really know why? Sorry to get so serious, but jesus dick, it's fuckin' awful.

Hey everyone. No podcast episode again today- decided to do another QNA though. I've been a bit busy with my job, so it's hard for me to consistently upload.

Question 1: So [?] are you dave?

Who's Dave? Wait, like the Homestuck guy? No.

Question 2: hi wats ur pronouns?

I use she/her.

Question 3: ARE YOU AN EVIL CLOWN

What?

Question 4: TELL ME ABOUT THE EVIL CLOWNS

What the fuck? Are you a troll or somethin'?

Question 5: Ever heard of MSPFA? If so, which ones do you like?

Oh, I know that site. I haven't read much, but I like all the cool ol' art people make on it.

Question 6: whats your opinion on the pokemon slakoth

I love this guy. Slakoth fuckin' rules.

Question 7: What do you think about hella jeff?

I hate him. I don't think anyone should end up like that asshole.

Anyway, hope ya enjoyed. I got a new camera recently, so I can take pictures! Fuckin' sweet. Feel free to send in more questions- should be at the bottom of this page again.

'Ay everyone. Sorry for no new episode today. I'm sick and I can barely even speak. I did promise the QnA though, so I figured I'd just do it through a news post. Got a LOT of questions, so I picked some randomly.

Question 1: Why is your blog themed after MSPA homestuck???

I thought it was funny.

Question 2: fav movies>??

I don't watch a lot of movies. I get too fuckin' bored halfway through. I think action stuff is pretty good though.

Question 3: What r ur fav hobbies?

Hmm. Not sure. Sorry, I guess I'm a borin' guy.

Question 4: Do you like music?

Fuck yeah I love music! Heavy metal is my favorite. Loud shit is awesome! I get a bit underwhelmed with quiet stuff, so loud things make me super fuckin' happy.

Question 5: Advice on healing from past events?

Don't do what I did. Get help, don't just run away and ignore all of your problems. Sorry if I can't say more- it's personal. Really personal.