Valentines is a... Holiday. I don't uh, really like it. Kinda gets to me a bit sometimes seein' everyone all happy with other people, and I'm here alone. God.

It's funny. I should've met somebody by now, right? I got a job recently at this local arcade. But I'm thinkin' of quittin' already. It's just too much stress. Can I even handle this? Being around people? The answer is no.

The arcade is nice though. I uh, ran into an old friend there once. I don't know why he was there. But he was happy to see me workin' here and "doin' better". Am I? I don't know if I'm better. Everything is still messin' with me. I can't sleep at night. I had to clean out one of the older arcade cabinets and I couldn't do it. I just couldn't. My Co-Worker Max had to instead. He was understandin, but god! And what's worse? I can't record my podcast. Nothin'.

Back to the job though. My old friend told me there was this restaruant down town. Suggested we could go there like old times. Maybe I will. I don't like talkin' to this friend but maybe it'll help me somehow. Seems like it could be fun. I also never really go out to eat... Oh yeah- the job. The arcade had this event for Valentine's actually. If you were a couple you got 50% off game tokens you bought. And of course, my friend wanted to act like we were dating in order to get a better deal. I didn't really enjoy it. But it was funny seein' how flustered he got! Man. And all the jokes he made! Pffft. It did seem convincin' I suppose. And honestly- it helped me open up more. Still feel like shit though. But man.

...Ohhh that was a date wasn't it. He asked me on a DATE.

Friends go on dates. Right??? Look. I need to go prep myself. Two buds hangin' out.

Hey. You all really wanted me to review things huh? I got some... Interestin' replies. I chose a few to review instead of just one.

"Kraft horsaroni and cheese"

So okay. I thought you were makin' shit up when I saw this. But no it's a real thing. It's like, mac and cheese but it's shaped like horses. The box has Homestuck brandin' too despite only being horse related...?? I dunno. It tastes good though. It's just Mac n Cheese (which I already enjoy).

"Homestuck Amiibo Cereal"

So, remember when Nintendo made that Mario cereal? Well they made a Homestuck version of that. It tastes the exact same as the Mario one, which I don't like. I hate the Mario one so I hate this. I guess the lil cereal bits are shaped funny though. Actually what do you call the like. The fuckin'. Cereal bits? The shit? Is it just Cereal? Or is there some proper name for that?

Anyway the cereal resembles the symbols on the kids shirts. Like, Rose's and Dave's etc etc. Pretty cool.

"The Red Lobster "Homestuck Kids Meal (With Complimentary Toy)"

I can't try this one out because I'm banned from Red Lobster for life.

"Rainworld"

Someone suggested this game? It's not even Homestuck but that's fine. I like the little feller you play as. I also like the other creature in the second image. What is that thing.

Anyway, I'd be lyin' if I said that I never played this before. I tried it out briefly once but gave up after dying a lot. Oops.

"PROBLEM STLEUTHSHIES"

I love slushies. I also love Problem Sleuth. Well okay I never finished it. But these slushies are fuckin' awesome. Yummy.

Funny story to this: When I got it I dropped it onto the sidewalk and it looked miserable. Like alll over. Shit was soo bad. I couldn't get a picture so here's like a drawing of it.

I got a different flavor though. It was like.. Slushpulchritude? Somethin' like that. It's mint flavored. Shit was delicious. I looveee mint.

CONCLUSION

I feel so sick after eatin' so much garbage. It was over the span of a few days, but holy fuck. I am not doin' this again. My insides are like, foldin' in on themselves. But it was also fun to try out this stuff. Got my mind off of things. I needed that. Badly.

I don't like getting too serious, but just know I felt like shit. I always do. But I keep doin' this podcast and news bullshit for you all. Is this even news anymore? I'm just answerin' questions and trying out weird food. And a game. But whatever. It's fine. I'll be back soon.

Today was absolute shit. I woke up with a fuckin' fever, and now I can't record a new episode. I'll do it when I don't feel like absolute garbage, don't worry. I figured I'd write a review on some stuff I bought the other day though. I dunno. Lets me post something.

And you know how I said, "You'll enjoy my next post"? WELL: I forgot what I was gonna do. I don't remember. I hope this fulfills whatever expectations you had of me.

Anyway: I recently bought some cereal from the store. Lucky Charms themed after Dirk Strider, to be specific. And it was EXPIRED. Fuckin' expired. I was gonna review THAT. But noooo, it's fuckin' expired and gross looking! Shit looks like mold is growin' out of it. I was gonna write some long paragraphs on how I think Homestuck doin' brand deals with Lucky Charms of all things is stupid, but whatever.

Instead, I found something else which I guess is similar enough. It's this snack box full of Grist-shaped Gushers. I don't like Gushers but these taste really good, it's crazy. They're all shaped like the different Grist types in Homestuck- Amber, Marble, Tar, Uranium, and of course, Build Grist. Here's a doodle I did of the box, since I threw it away before I could get a photo.

I don't know what else to say really. It's scary how popular Homestuck is now. The fandom has been quiet for years and all of a sudden there's Homestuck merch in big stores.

I think it's fun writin' these reviews, so I'm gonna open suggestions for what I should review next. Like Homestuck related bullshit. Or not. Literally anything goes. I'll choose the funniest one. This shit keeps me distracted from alll the annoying stuff goin' on in my brain so yknow.

Last QnA session. I got a bit bored of it- sorry. I think you'll enjoy my next post though.

Question 1: hi what do you think of my oc jimmy xe has a stick [IMAGE]

Woah, cool character. You know, I used to make characters. It's fun seein' people still do that, y'know?

Question 2: American Dad or Family Guy brah

Family Guy. I love Joe Swanson. Dude's fuckin' awesome. (I have only seen one episode...)

Question 3: we've heard about what you think of hella jeff, so what about sweet bro and/or geromy

Hm. I think anyone's better than Hella Jeff.

Question 4: What rhymes with purple?

A lot of words do, actually. I had to google this so uh, I'm not a genius or anythin', but... Empurple, hirple... Sorry. Yeah. Those rhyme.

Question 5: EUREKA!!!!

Who the hell keeps spammin' the question box? Thank god I'm not doin' more, god damn.

Question 6: your site lay-out sucks

Oh god, is this the same person? The Eureka person?

Question 7: Has anything been... off in your life?

Huh. Actually, yeah it has. I've felt really fuckin' bad lately. I don't really know why? Sorry to get so serious, but jesus dick, it's fuckin' awful.

Hey everyone. No podcast episode again today- decided to do another QNA though. I've been a bit busy with my job, so it's hard for me to consistently upload.

Question 1: So [?] are you dave?

Who's Dave? Wait, like the Homestuck guy? No.

Question 2: hi wats ur pronouns?

I use he/him. Sometimes she/her.

Question 3: ARE YOU AN EVIL CLOWN

What?

Question 4: TELL ME ABOUT THE EVIL CLOWNS

What the fuck? Are you a troll or somethin'?

Question 5: Ever heard of MSPFA? If so, which ones do you like?

Oh, I know that site. I haven't read much, but I like all the cool ol' art people make on it.

Question 6: whats your opinion on the pokemon slakoth

I love this guy. Slakoth fuckin' rules.

Question 7: What do you think about hella jeff?

I hate him. I don't think anyone should end up like that asshole.

Anyway, hope ya enjoyed. I got a new camera recently, so I can take pictures! Fuckin' sweet. Feel free to send in more questions- should be at the bottom of this page again.

'Ay everyone. Sorry for no new episode today. I'm sick and I can barely even speak. I did promise the QnA though, so I figured I'd just do it through a news post. Got a LOT of questions, so I picked some randomly.

Question 1: Why is your blog themed after MSPA homestuck???

I thought it was funny.

Question 2: fav movies>??

I don't watch a lot of movies. I get too fuckin' bored halfway through. I think action stuff is pretty good though.

Question 3: What r ur fav hobbies?

Hmm. Not sure. Sorry, I guess I'm a borin' guy.

Question 4: Do you like music?

Fuck yeah I love music! Heavy metal is my favorite. Loud shit is awesome! I get a bit underwhelmed with quiet stuff, so loud things make me super fuckin' happy.

Question 5: Advice on healing from past events?

Don't do what I did. Get help, don't just run away and ignore all of your problems. Sorry if I can't say more- it's personal. Really personal.